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Edition No. 3
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NEW STAFF ARTIST

  Introducing our new artist, Bertram Bunny.  He will be joining the newspaper staff and will picture for us those news items for which we have no photographs on our files, provide idetikit pictures of wanted criminals and give us his impression of exciting action which we only heard about after the event.
  He is locally well known for his excellent portraits and we are lucky to acquire such a good artist.  Welcome to the newspaper staff, Bertram!

IVY LODGE CARPET IN DANGEROUS STATE
Martha B. Rabbit, (well known in the forest community for her cooking talents), has presented a large iced fruit cake to the elderly residents of Ivy Lodge Retirement Home to be used as first prize in a raffle to raise funds. "We badly need new carpet in the dining room," Ivy Lodge manageress, MissTheodora Thrush, told your reporter today. "It is so frayed in places our elderly residents catch their toes in it.  I ask all Forest dwellers to buy a ticket in the Cake Raffle so that we can purchase new carpet."
  Raffle tickets can be bought at Mrs Emily Prickles' Corner Shop, Mr Fergus Frog's tricycle store, Mr. Hare's Hardware and the Post Office.
DON'T MISS MOUSE ART
  An exhibition of paintings by Octarius Owl will be on display at the Apple Tree Gallery from the 6th to the 20th of this month.  There are six mouse portraits and ten paintings entitled "Still life with Mouse," each being a variation on a common theme.  "I attempt to capture the essential 'mouse' ," explains Octavius Owl," The delicate nuances of fluff and whisker; I try to portray the 'eternal mouse' in my portraits, not just the external features, but the inward psyche."
   This important exhibition should not be missed by anyone interested in modern mouse art!
 
THE HIT & RUN RABBIT
  The Hit and run rabbit struck again yesterday.   This time the three wicked rats were run into by the masked mad rabbit on his yellow tricycle.
  As on a previous occasion he did not stop after sending the three rats flying.
  P.C Tom said, "with a scarf covering most of his face, it's making identification difficult."  "It's criminal, that's what it is," grumbled Spotto, a rat unknown to the law for his own activities "He should be arrested and sentenced to about a hundred years in the Oak tree Lockup," He went on.   "He's a danger to the community."
P.C Tom said he was hopeful of an early arrest.
CONGRATULATIONS!
   Cuthbert Centipede won the gold cup for the best caterpillar joke at the Multi legged Convention last week!
   This is his joke :--
Q. What goes 98 clunk clunk?
A. A centipede with 2 wooden legs!

To Peter Pixie who is now a fully certificated pilot.  He is qualified to fly dragon-fly D.F 2 type cargo carriers as well as all kinds of small birds (If they let him!)

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Froggy says: Look before you leap, or you may end up as the dinner of a big fish!

 
BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION AT GUEST HOUSE
  A surprise party was held in Mr Gnome's Guest House on Monday for fairy Melinda on the occasion of her birthday.   The well known Martha B. Rabbit was in charge of the party food which was laid out on a dosen toadstools tables, and ranged from nut canape's, chestnut rissoles with raspberry sauce to jellies, fruit creams and a superbly decorated birthday cake.  Twenty beautiful fairies attended the party, their shimmering dresses in rainbow shades of colour, and music for their dancing was provided by the popular group "Green Grasshoppers."
MYSTERIOUS LOSSES FROM MR. GNOMES GUESTHOUSE

   A Number of personal items have disappeared from Mr. Gnomes Guesthouse during the past few weeks.  Fairies have reported losing their jewelry, evening bags etc.  when they felt certain they had left them in their bedrooms.  "Fairies do tend to be a little forgetful," Mr Gnome told your reporter today.  "At first I thought the lost jewels were just misplaced but I have become very worried over the frequency of the losses and have informed P.C Tom.
I am also concerned about three gardeners who I employed to tidy round the Guest House tree roots (though it is winter, the weeds seemed to be growing quickly) - well, as I say, these three very good workers seem also to have disappeared.  I do hope they haven't come to any harm."  Asked to describe the missing persons, Mr Gnome said they all had poor eye sight and wore dark glasses and because of the cold, had thick wooly hats pulled well down over their ears.   P.C Tom said he had several good leads which he hoped would lead to an early arrest of whoever might have stolen the fairy items and also to finding the three missing gardeners.

LOST & FOUND
LOST:  I think it must have been Friday, a bag containing 50 tiny pairs of yellow socks, a hanky with a knot tied in one corner and a small box of Rosemary tea-bags.
Please return to Clement Centipede,No 2 Cabbage Row, (Mr Prickles Vegetable Patch).

LOST:  Magic Wand, pink handle, sort of sparkly star on one end.  Nice reward if returned unused to Fairy Christa, Wild Rose Bush, Ferny Glade.

LOST:   evening bag, star spangled, contains cob-web hanky, small jar of magic dust and golden hair-comb.  Please return to Fairy Gilda, presently staying at Mr. Gnomes Guest House.